Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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go home
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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