He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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