I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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