yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I see more hoeing in ur future
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