I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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