NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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