so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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