So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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