Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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