it's like iHOP with fire
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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