Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can you repeat that, but with context?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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