Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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