i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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