I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
All the doctor said was why
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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