the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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