i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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