I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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