Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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