i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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