Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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