how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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