help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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