Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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