no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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