i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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