Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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