I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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