So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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