I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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