R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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