I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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