The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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