I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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