Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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