Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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