put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
