its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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