stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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