problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i out mim tonsoeep
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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