David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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