Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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