so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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