We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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