3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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