I got chris browned last night
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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