I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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