let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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