Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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