oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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