Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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