don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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