I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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