Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she pinky promised me she was 18
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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