So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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