sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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