yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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