# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
