NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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