People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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